[ "Move your ass to", "You are a coward without future, your house is", "Your broom is too magnificent, you should study at", "Oh shit, that's right I'm a hat. And your house is", "Stick your wand into", "Hmm, difficult. VERY difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. But where to put you? All right it's", "I'm just a hat. My only task is to pick random house..Like this one." ]